🤖 PRIVACY POLICY
Effective Date: 3/27/25
This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information. Whether you’re a human, a sentient search algorithm, or a disgraced weather bot looking for redemption — we respect your privacy.
1. Information We Collect
We may collect:
Basic personal data (name, email, etc.)
Analytics and cookie data
Any voluntarily submitted information, such as when contacting us or uploading holographic images of your dreams
We do not knowingly collect data from children under 13, robots with less than 512MB RAM, or cursed USB devices.
2. How We Use Your Data
We may use your info to:
Respond to inquiries
Improve the Site and its content
Send occasional updates about new dictionary entries, glossary upgrades, or Galactic Cheese Ballâ„¢ giveaways
3. Cookies & Tracking
We use cookies. Not the edible kind, unfortunately. These help us understand how visitors interact with our site, so we can optimize it — for both humans and hexagon-obsessed bots.
4. Sharing of Data
We don’t sell your data. We may share it only with:
Service providers who help run the site
Legal authorities, if legally required
Emily Dickinson, but only if she requests it in verse
5. Security
We use reasonable safeguards to protect your data, including encryption and firewall protocols. All logs are guarded by a sleepy but alert octopus robot.
6. Your Choices
You may:
Request access or deletion of your data
Opt out of non-essential emails
Install an Anti-Overlook Module to avoid being tracked across dimensions
7. Updates
We may update this policy periodically. We’ll let you know with a subtle blink from the nearest available robot.
