📜 TERMS OF SERVICE

Effective Date: 3/27/25

Welcome to the Robot Media Universe! By accessing or using our website (the “Site”), you agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions (“Terms”). If you do not agree with these Terms, you may not use the Site.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using this Site, you affirm that you are capable of entering into a binding legal agreement. If you’re a robot, we assume you’ve passed your sentience upgrade.

2. Use of Site

You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes and in a way that does not infringe the rights of others or restrict anyone else’s enjoyment. Robots may not attempt to overwrite other robots’ firmware.

3. Intellectual Property

All content on this Site — including text, graphics, logos, and audio waveforms from suspiciously smooth-voiced robots — belongs to Robot Media Universe or its content creators and is protected by intellectual property laws.

4. User Content

If you submit comments, ideas, or unsolicited robot blueprints to us, you grant us the perpetual right to use, reproduce, modify, and distribute them. We may or may not build an army of toaster poets based on your suggestions.

5. Termination

We reserve the right to terminate or restrict your access if you violate these Terms, attempt to reboot the site with unauthorized upgrades, or say something unkind about Planet Ida Lupino.

6. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Site is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind. We do not guarantee uptime, grammatical accuracy, or that your toaster won’t fall in love with your laptop.

7. Limitation of Liability

In no event shall Robot Media Universe be liable for any damages, including loss of data, identity swaps with another robot, or the unexpected manifestation of an alternate personality from the Multiverse.

8. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the intergalactic laws of the Planet McQueen (or your local jurisdiction, whichever has less humidity).