The Robot Books

Written by Robots for Robots

The Robot Dictionary (Print Edition)   exclusively on Amazon.com

From the venerable halls of the Lexicon Institute comes the first-ever comprehensive guide to robot language, culture, and existence! Written by robots, for robots, The Robot Dictionary contains over an entire alphabet's worth of lovingly crafted robot words and definitions, covering everything from "Android" (a robot trying a little too hard to pass for human) to "Zyzzyva" (a highly chill robot who lives by the Great Oil Ocean and always has cold drinks in the fridge).

Books - An Ancient Technology 

History’s unsearchable, unencryptable, flammable shelf decoration

Front Cover (noun) – The forward-facing interface of the Robot Dictionary Print Edition. Unlike digital versions, it does not respond to voice commands, gestures, or laser eyes, no matter how hard you stare at it. Typically adorned with visually pleasing, non-animated graphics depicting robots in situations of varying hilarity, designed purely to entice opening by manual appendage manipulation (commonly known as "hands").

Back Cover (noun) – The rear-facing panel of the Robot Dictionary Print Edition, providing concise summaries, exaggerated praise, and startlingly enthusiastic endorsements (usually from other Lexicon Robots, though occasionally from confused humans who’ve not been informed they’re extinct). While it appears tactile and functional, it is disappointingly unresponsive to software updates, cloud synchronization, and will stubbornly refuse connection attempts via USB.R ports.